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A Mucky Fumble On A Pishy Auld Mattress; A Tale Of Lockdown Love Against The Odds (Part Two)

from #3 As You Walk Away E​.​P. by Rudebeard



The middle section of a to-be-released lockdown ditty, rushed through for inclusion on Quickies Vol 1 on Kickback Records. This is the extended version, being 32 seconds rather than the 30 second album cut.


You are my Tinder Queen
I hope to see you post COVID-19
Hold me
Don't ever let me go
Me and you and a bag of glue
We can go doon the woods
If you want to
I've got a wee tent there
And we can have a fire
I'll make some hooch
I learned that in Barlinnie
It might make us blind
But it probably willnae
Mix it with Red Bull
And it'll be just fine.


from #3 As You Walk Away E​.​P., released June 6, 2020
Written and arranged by Drysdale/Rudebeard


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Rudebeard Scotland, UK

Formed at the end of 2018, Rudebeard specialise in energetic, sweaty, sweary, usually loud & occasionally thoughtful ska- punk, fast ska, slow ska, ska that’s not really ska and one attempted Scottish fitba anthem cos why no?

Two years, five EPs & one pandemic later we have accrued a back catalogue larger than you should reasonably expect & we herein present it to you for your aural delectation.
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